There she is. Isn't she slamming? Well, that's just what Steven Seagal thought too.For those of you who are not up to speed on the issue. Steven Seagal is not only the best, most bad ass ninja in the world; he is also the horniest. He loves sex.
Her name is Kayden Nguyen, and she was hired by Seagal to be an executive assistant (aka. sex toy). She was, apparently, taking over for one of Seagal's two Russian 'executive assistants'. Nguyen was recently fired for testing positive for illegal narcotic drugs. He lives them exotic.
Seagal, known for his action movies, is currently a deputy sheriff in New Orleans for the A&E TV show, Lawman. There is talk of the show's cancellation already.
According to the article (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20002330-504083.html), Seagal kept Nguyen against her will for six days in a secluded Lousianna house, where his family was 'allegedly' staying.
It gets better. When she finally escaped, the loon followed her out of the house and chased her with flashlight and gun. It must be love.
Now, he is in a bit of trouble; Seagal is being sued for sexual harrassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, failure to prevent sexual harrassment, retaliation, wrongful termination, and false representation about employment.
This is America, Steve. If you want to get away with doing stuff like that, go to Thailand.
He is adorable isn't he?
I'd hit it.
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